How it works
From our pasture to your porch.
Everything you might want to know before your first box. Pricing, shipping, farm pickup, and what to do when it lands.
The basics
Three steps.
1. Pick your cuts
Steaks, roasts, bacon, whole birds, snack sticks. Add to cart and check out with Apple Pay, Shop Pay, or any major card. No account required.
2. We pack it frozen
Every cut is vacuum-sealed and labeled, then packed cold with gel packs in an insulated box. It leaves us frozen solid.
3. To your door
Your box arrives frozen and ready for the freezer. Or skip the shipping and pick it up from the farm freezer.
Pricing
One price. No surprises.
The price you see is the price you pay. Most farm sites charge by the pound and adjust your card after the cuts are weighed. We don't do that. We price each pack fair, we absorb the variance, and your card gets charged once.
Bigger cuts that vary a lot, like whole birds and brisket, are sold by weight band. You pick the size, you see the price, done.
Shipping
Mondays and Wednesdays, by UPS.
We ship to the lower 48. Shipped orders have an $85 minimum so the box has enough frozen mass to stay cold on the road. Orders over $165 ship free by ground.
When it ships
Order by Saturday and it leaves Monday. Order by Monday and it leaves Wednesday. We never ship into a weekend.
Ground or air
Most of the Midwest gets UPS ground in one or two days. Farther out, we use two-day air so it still lands frozen. You see the option at checkout.
How it stays cold
Gel packs in an insulated box. It arrives frozen or firm and cold to the touch, which is fine. Unpack it right away. If anything arrives warm, contact us the same day.
Farm pickup
Or come get it. Any day, daylight hours.
Choose pickup at checkout. No minimum, no shipping charge. We pack your order within two days and send you a note when it's ready.
Then come by whenever it suits you, any day during daylight hours. Pull up to the shed at W2252 Riemer Rd, Brodhead. Your order is in the self-serve freezer, freezer number 1, first on the left, in a box or bag with your name on it. Open the freezer, grab your order, enjoy.
The guarantee
If something's wrong, we make it right. Every time.
Arrives warm, arrives late, tastes wrong, or you simply don't love it? Email kristin@riemerprovisions.com or call (608) 897-6295. No claim form. No photo evidence. We send a replacement or a refund, your call.